things

i love when i put my sweet theodore down for his nap and he begs for me to "lay down by you... snuggle you?" melts my heart. why yes son, OF COURSE i will. then he proceeds to ask for his football and tells me to "WAKE UP MAMA!" while poking me in the eyes till i obey his commands. in all reality, he didnt want to snuggle me. he knows how to get his way and was buttering me up. he got his football, i left the room and was no longer poked in the eye. win win.

he has taught me a lot lately, that little butt nugget. things like:
.gorillas live in grandma gwens garage.
.fire trucks ride on planes in the sky.
.cock-a-doodle-do-ing roosters are really only baby wolves.
.any thing on the ground, be it a fuzz ball, leaf, small portion of a stick, claud of dirt, etc. is a spider.
.he is a master at driving the wiggle car and no one can catch him.
.all ken barbies are peter parker... besides flynn ryder. he is really flynn ryder.
.bananas are the #1 choice. always. when a banana is an option, choose it. every. single. time. but only if you can shove the whole thing in ur mouth and finish it in 3.9 seconds.

and many more.

polly has taken to making up her own words:
rillatards- awesome or amazing
ie: sweet hair dude, you are so rillatards!

mentrance- kind of flying human fairy with wings to make pirates happy. kind of like tink, but nice to the pirates to make them happy. instead of sassy like tink.

snooks- secret code word for i love you incase we dont want anyone to know thats what we are saying.

there are more. these are the only ones she came up with wile i was near a paper and pen and able to write down exactly what she said.
that gal. she "cracks me the freak!"

the other morning, she jumped into bed with me really, she jumped into my bed and landed on top of me, wrapped her tiny little arms around my bod and squeezed just about as hard are her buff muscles would allow while exclaiming "MOM! I LOVE YOU MORE THAN CHOCOLATE!!!!!"
man. thats sayin somethin. i dont even love many things more than chocolate.

those two small humans. they rock my world. make me insane while simultaneously filling my heart with all good things till its ready to burst.
in the words of miss dorris day,
in sing song.
"i. love. you. a bushel and a peck. a bushel and a peck, though you make my heart a wreck. you make my heart a wreck and you make my life a mess. you make my life a mess oh yes a mess of happiness, ABOUT YOOOOOUUUUUU. ABOUT YOOOOOOOUUUUU. cause i love you, a bushel and a peck. you bet ur perdy neck i do.... this part belongs to the littles I DOODLE OODLE OOO DO DO DOOOOO!"

who woulda guessed, when i started singing that to my brand spankin new baby girl, it would end up to be so fitting?
welp, guess that just goes to show how cool i am.

oh and it hailed like crazy yesterday.