this day.

i dont understand those mothers that are up and beautiful, showered, make upd, hairs did, kids bathed, clothed, fed and ready and out and about for their day all by freakin 9 o'clock am, in the morning. am, in the morning... any one else with me on this one? like how i act like people not only will read my blog post, but will also comment on it? i think im rad. i had one of those days today. except we didnt have to leave until 11 and it was still rough. i had SO much to do that no matter how badly i wanted to, i could not procrastinate. i had to feed my littles bruffus, get them presentable, get my self presentable, take polly to school, come home and nap, feed the boy lunch, went to pick up my vacuum, a whole other story that i will get to at the end of these ramblings, pick the pink one up from school, get my air pressure in my tires fixed, go to whole foods, home depot, stop for hot chocolate of course AND i even made dinner!!!! cut the meat off a rotisserie chicken and boiled some tortellinis that i threw some jarred sauce on. hey, at least it was all organic. maybe that doesnt sound like much, but for a person who rarely showers before noon, it was outrageous. props to the lass' who do it on the daily. tomorrow i will stay home, drink more hot chocolate w the nuggets, MAYBE find something to clean and play. oh, thats another thing. how do so many women manage to keep their homes so immaculate? mine is always an atrocious mess! there are constantly toys strewn across the house, blankets everywhere, ancient fort ruins, and other who knows whats, in who knows wheres.... you know, like a shoe in the bathroom drawer. or a slice of toast in with the dvd's. where was i going with this? i dont remember....
VACUUM! dyson = faggots. 5 year warranty my behind! the already outlandishly priced vacuum that was purchased by i, broke. thats right. mid vacuuming, it just stopped. a $500.00 vacuum BROKE! naturally i called dyson. "oh dont worry maam, maam? im not old!, you can just take it to get repaired and we will cover it... just give them this job #." LIES!!!! it was fixed. but not on dysons dime. after the repairs wr completed, they refused to pay. as i mentioned before, FAGGOTS!
the end.
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 please pardon the background of choice and its gnarly-ness. i got sick of trying to figure this blog crud out.